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  1. Thanks bro! Looking forward to catching up on Narcos!
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    THanks for this. love this site. propz+
  3. Thanks haven't seen this site yet... will check it out.
  4. wow bro these sites are awesome... hope I am not too late and they work and thank you for sharing.
  5. A man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man. "These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man. "Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated. As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es!" "Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
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    3 mice are sitting at the bar talking about how strong and fearless they are. The first mouse says “I take the cheese off the mouse trap and as the bar snaps down I get under it and do about 40 bench presses” The second mouse says “you know the rat poison that’s lying around, I chop it up and snort it like cocaine and it doesn’t affect me” The third mouse gets up and starts to walk out of the bar. “Where you going!” The other two mice say “I’m tired of you two I’m gonna go fuck the cat”
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    Call a girl beautiful

    1000 times and she wont think twice.. Call a girl fat once and she’ll always remember...Because elephants never forget
  8. Great share thanks for your effort +repped.
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    At the Apple Store...

    I've always kinda wanted an iPhone but never had one before, so I go to the Apple Store to have a look. So there I am, when this middle aged guy comes up next to me, like really close. And then he starts asking me if I like the new iPhone, what do I think about the camera, am I thinking of getting one etc and I'm like "Yeah, it's pretty good." trying to play it cool because I don't wanna give away that there's no way I could even afford one if I wanted to. But then after a while, his comments start becoming personal, first complimenting my shoes and calling me a 'strapping young lad'. Now I'm quite weirded out but figure he's just new at sales and really bad at it. But then I realised he's not a staff member, that he doesn't work there. So now I'm fully freaked out, this guy just came up to me and all up in my personal space, so I try to ignore him (but not trying to be subtle about it). I turn away, and get this, he sort of grabs my arm to turn me back and gives it a little squeeze and says something along the lines of "Ooh, you been hitting the gym yeah?". I turn to look at him and say "Excuse me, do not touch me" and quickly leave. This guy catches up to me all apologetic, saying how sorry he is and he didn't realise he was annoying me and that. And as I'm about to say "Yeah okay fine whatever", he says "Listen, here's the thing. If you give me a blowjob, I will give you this new iPhone XS" and pulls out this new iPhone, box fresh. I was flabbergasted. I genuinely thought I'd misheard him, so had to clarify and said "What? You want me to suck you off for a phone? Really?!" And he smiled and nodded. Some people are fucking disgusting. Makes me sick. Sent from my iPhone.
  10. nice some good quality stuff here. thanks for sharing and contributions
  11. From a third world country and at a reasonable price.
  12. Thanks for sharing this account and for your contributions! Good day.
  13. Well thank you for this and hope it works never been to this site before
  14. Hey thanks for sharing! Looking forward to an evening of checking out porn and watching re-runs of rick and morty