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Five short joke

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1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: who just threw that?!

Boy: Me! I』m going home now.

2.What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

4.What has one eye but cannot see?

A needle.

5.Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Nice jokes! I have got a few too!


What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs


What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how everything works.

 

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Let's get some more guys!

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