F84046024 1 Posted April 6, 2017 A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he’s stopped by a police officer.The officer walks up to the driver’s side window holding a Breathalyzer and says: Good evening, Sir. We are testing drivers for drunken driving.Driver: Oh, no problem.Officer: Would you mind blowing into this machine?Driver: I’m sorry. I have asthma. If I blow on that, I will run out of air.Officer: Can you take a blood test?Driver: No, I have anemia. If you stick a needle in me, I will bleed to death. Officer: Well, then we need a urine sample. Driver: I’m sorry, officer. I can’t do that. I’m also a diabetic. If I do that, I will get really low blood sugar.Officer: Then get out of your car and walk 5 yards along that white line.Driver: I’m sorry. I can’t do that either.Officer: Why not?Driver: Because I’m dead drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
